I Love Your Girl

Well apparently.

Was it just me or did you think that Christina Milian was going out with Dre from Cool&Dre?

I guess ChristinE's going out to par-tay. (for my Ace...literally)

And btw. sex 'The Dream'. Thats your name? Thats the best you could come up with? Ooh-kay.

I'm Gonna Tell Everybody...

Oh how I love happy Kanye. Remember when he used to smile in pictures?? Awww boobie. I'm still praying for you.

Late last year, Mr. West released an highly anticipated album titled '808's & Heartbreak'. Damn, thats deep. I am a music lover but I will only BUY CD's from artists that I feel that I will get my money's worth. So with that being said, I only purchase Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kanye and Keyshia (and I was highly disappointed by her last one).

So, after purchasing '808's and Heartbreak' I listened to the album and realized Kanye Went in. No, let me make that clear, Kanye went IN....on Alexis.

I mean, I date a rapper. I know what its like. Lol. I know what it feels like to have a break up and then your ex-boyfriend/rapper releases a mixtape ''dissing'' you. LMFAO. But, damn thats only a mixtape. What if your ex-boyfriend/rapper was Kanye West. No mixtape. We are talking about a Roc-A-Fella, Carter Administration and Hip Hop Since 1978 LP production. Worldwide. BET and TRL too. =)

Poor thing probably didn't even hear the songs before the album came out. He played her. Everyone knows Alexis broke Kanye's heart but he didn't have to make her out to be some sort of 'black widow' to the ENTIRE FREE WORLD.

Let's take a look at some excerpts from the album:

[[I wont get into 'Heartless' and 'Love Lockdown'...those were mad deep on the low.]]

''Tell everybody everybody that you know!!

Tell everybody that you know

That I don't love you no more

And that's one thing that you know

That you know''

--See You in My Nightmares; Kanye ft. Lil Wayne

"...'Bout the baddest girl I ever seen

Straight up outta movie scene

Who knew she was a drama queen
That'll turn my life to Stephen King's

Up late night, like she on patrol
Checking everything like I'm on parole

I told her it's some things she don't need to know

She never let it go....

You spoiled little LA girl

You're just an LA girl..."

--Robocop; Kanye West

Mad angry. Mad emotions. I would feel bad. I hope she atleast sent him a card or something.

Good album Kanye.

"who do you know??"--Kanye West; 2009

Curious Case of....

My, my, my haven't we come a mighty long way Ms. Henson. She looks great. I know, sex great but thats what I thought when I saw this. I recently saw her play the hell out of her role in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' along with Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett. Nice. Good luck with that whole Oscar nomination and what not.

And for those of you who are looking at this picture and thinking 'She looks familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it...'. I got you. Peep this video right quick...

Is This Okay??

Now, let me start this by saying I am NOT racist nor am I against interracial couples...I am a product of one. =) However, I don't know if this particular interracial couple is okay. Look, I'm not going to go all 'Waiting to Exhale' on you (shoutout to Whitney), but for some reason I can't seem to be able to relate to this. Ummmm....Kim Kardashian is beautiful. Reggie Bush is very handsome and is also guaping and they make an attractive couple bbbuuuutttt does anyone else remember when Kim looked like this...




I DO!!


All I'm saying is, why is it that its okay for him to 'wife up' someone who was in a sex video?? Like I said previously, I think Kim K. is cute and I've watched her reality show (Keeping Up With the Kardashian's: VH1) so I'm not hating on her nor do I want her man. We all know Reggie Bush is handsome and whatnot but I'm good, you got it. I just want to know when did it become acceptable for a girl to tape a sex video with anyone other than her husband?! When did it become the norm to exclusively and publicly (follow me) date someone where anyone with an hard-drive can see her f* some OTHER n***a??? And not to mention who else was in the video....sex (lol, no pun intended) Ray J being in ANYONE'S sex tape. Sex dating Ray J. It's a good thing you're pretty and you have something to 'fall back' on...(lol, again, no pun intended) because you could almost be wack just for f*n with Ray J alone.


You know what really 'Grinds My Gears' about this?? If I made a sex tape with someone I was dating who happened to be really wack and when we broke up he sold it, would you STILL date me?? What if I made a sex tape with some wack actresses wack little brother?? What if I made a sex tape with Taj Mowry? Would you date me then?

P.A. Brandy, I'm sorry for going in on your little brother =( Oh, and Tia and Tamara too.

What do you think??

I'm Real I Thought I Told Ya...

"From 'In Living Color' to movie scripts, to 'On the 6' to 'J.Lo.' to this, headline clips. I stay grounded as the amounts roll in, I'm real I thought I told ya,..."







I love Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, I said it, love. She is bad. Mad movies, albums, clothing lines, perfume, etc. I like the fact that she has grown and is classy but remembers that she is from the Southside of the Bronx. I hear that boo boo. I respect that and I respect her swag. She got her own. Lol.



Sex Ben Affleck in the video, but she's cute anyways.



"...I'm down to earth like this, rockin this business. I've grown up so much I'm in control and loving it, rumors got me laughing kid. Love my life, my public, put God first and can't forget to stay real, to me its like breathing..."

Notorious K.I.M.

Okay, first of all, SEX! Sex Diddy's video blogs...this is getting outta hand. But due to recent backlash from Lil Kim (once a Bad Boy artist and Junior Mafia member) about 'Notorious' and the portrayl of her in the film Puff had to release a statement. Apparently, Kimberly Jones bka Lil Kim is tight because Ms.Voletta Wallace and Puffy made her out to be some kind of fast a** hoe that was just one of Biggie's artists.


Damn, thats messed up Ms. Wallace and Puff. I doubt any woman would cry and carry on at his funeral like that, write books and have several songs and cd's named after him and dedicated to him would be lying about a relationship that she had with him. Everyone knows that Kim was Big's girl. I knew. You knew. So why did they try to play her in this movie?? Wasn't she pregnant with his kid?? Its okay Kim, I believe you.



Idk. All I can say to even slightly justify her portrayl in this movie is that it wasn't about her, it was about Big.

Well, atleast Diddy was so kind that he released a video blog [Diddy.com] assuring viewers of 'Notorious' that there was more to Kim than the filmed showed. Thanks Puff.


Stay strong Kim. Stop the plastic surgery and go back to being one of the hottest female rappers of all time. =) Do your Big Momma thang boo =)


"...he passed away and now b*tches wanna claim his name..."-Lil Kim; Hold On ft. Mary J. Blige

This is the L-I-Y-A-H...

So this is the young woman slated to play the ill-fated songstress Aaliyah Dana Haughton. Well, clearly everyone seems to enjoy biopics; Selena, 8-Mile, Glitter, Get Rich or Die Tryin', The Fantasia Movie and No-No-No-Notrious =)

Shawty is cute. They did a good job picking an "Aaliyah". Thank God it wasn't Ciara. LMFAO @ Ciara being in ANYONE'S movie. You're done.

But anyways, maybe Keisha Chante will do a good job portraying Hip-Hop's BabyGirl.

Aaannndd before I forget to tell you...apparently the real reason behind the "The Fall of a Dynasty:The Roc-a-Fella Records Story" aka Jay-Z and Dame Dash's failed friendship is because of a rumored romance between Jay and Aaliyah. Now, everyone knows that the reason why Aaliyah was rushing back to the states from shooting "Rock the Boat" was to meet Dame in Florida. Damn. Idk, this story sounds mad sketch. What do you think?? Jay-z did get around in his day but to think that Ms. Aaliyah was a little 'hot' in the pants, is a little questionable.

P.S.!!!!! First, I hope the find someone good to play R.Kelly and second I hope the don't try to conveinently exclude the fact that they were married. ;-)

Anyways....Aaliyah was BAD.

Obsessed

Okay, so this is the trailer for the upcoming movie with Idris Elba, Beyonce and Ali Larter. It actually looks pretty good. Hopefully my girl Bey can pull off this whole "psychological thriller" thing. We'll see.

Obsessed, coming to a movie theater near you. =)

Hey Mr. Carter

DeWayne, stop tattooing your face. We get it. You like tattoos. But that is your face hun.

.....AAANNNDDD is that the Dereon symbol?? LMFAO. suuuusssshhhhppppiicccoouussss.....

Remember when...

P!nk looked like this....

Just wondering: Why is it that no one got mad at her for changing it up?? I mean she completely flipped the script.

This is EXACTLY what I meant...

Cut your hair Kanye.

Inauguration Oath

WHYYYYY did the Judge recite the oath incorrectly to Obama as he was being sworn in???? Like, seriously, that is your ONLY job. Your job is to remember the oath and recite it to the President-elect as he becomes President. Now, I know you knew this day was coming. Everyone else did. Everyone else was prepared. Obama memerized his 15 minute speech and did not mess up once. What is YOUR problem, Sir?? Get it together.



Mr. President has only been in office a matter of hours now and people are already hating. Trying to play him like he is the one that messed up. So Mr. Obama had to retake the oath today. Happy now haters?? He is president. Its official.

Serenity

Me: How did you do it?
MS: I just stopped. I decided to be happy.

"God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things that should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other."-anon

True Story. (I love you Mr. Smith)

The infamous 'Serenity' prayer is practical to everyone. In life you have to accept the things you cannot change, change the things you can and most importantly know the difference between the two. Some things just can't be changed, so don't waste your time on those things. Change what you can and move along.

....btw, I decided too. =)

Even When I'm a Mess...

Alot of people may feel that this song is "wack", but I like it because I think it sends a great message and quite frankly, its a little inspirational...at least to me. I can relate Alicia, don't worry boo.

"Cuz I am a Superwoman, yes I am. Even when I'm a mess, I still put on a vest with an 'S' on my chest, cuz I am a Superwoman."

Hear that.

Things may not be perfect or the way you want them to be, you may be overwhelmed, but you need to get it together. You got this.

Yesterday and today, I found myself feeling down and hopeless. I had to snap out of it. I refuse to let 2009 be the way that 2008 was. And for those of you who don't know me personally, just know that 2008 was one HELL of a year. Pun intended.

"Everywhere I’m turning, nothing seems complete. I stand up and I’m searching for the better part of me, I hang my head from sorrow..."

After conversations with loved ones I decided to put things into perspective and look at my life and what I was doing. I have my whole future in front of me. I need to snap out of this whole "woe is me" thing and get on my grind. I look forward to all the wonderful things God has in store for me. I cannot go back.

A little inspiration for all of us: "Weeping may endure for a night, but JOY comes in the morning"

2008=night

2009=morning

Now, I know that it will take time for me to get to the place that I want to be but until then...I'll continue to be a Superwoman.

Thin line between Genius....and CRAZY

Ok, first off, HEYYYYY!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! "I been gone for a minute now I'm back with the jumpoff." LOL

Anyways, back to the topic of this particular entry. Has anyone else ever noticed how once celebrities reach a certain amount of fame, they seem to go crazy. I was thinking about this the other day while enjoying some party favors and I realized that almost every really monumental celebrity has gone crazy at some point in their career. Lets take a look at the examples I came up with...

(no particular order)

1. Michael Jackson....'nuff said
2. Whitney Houston
3. Mariah Carey
4. Britney Spears
5. Kanye West

Now, I will not go into the King of Pop's craziness because we could be here all day. I'll just say its somewhere between Papa Joe's crazy ass and that Pepsi incident.

However, Whitney's downfall is known to the rest of the world as New Edition's Bobby Brown who Whitney claims is the "King of R&B". whatever Whit. Anyways, Whitney had a good thing going for her, cute model type body, pretty face and an absolutely amazing vocal talent. Then came crack. YOU'RE DONE. Years after all of the paprazzi events, Bobby's baby mamas and court appearances, Whitney has seemed to leave Bobby and take Bobbi Krisitina and get her sh*t together. Whitney, I still love you and support you. Best of luck boobie =) .....its just too bad all that crack has ruined your voice.

Then we have Miss Mariah, Mami Mariah, MC, MiMi or whatever the hell she is calling her self these days. Now, like Whitney, Mariah is beautiful with the face and body yadda yadda and her voice is great too. But, Mariah went crazy somewhere between Tommy Mottola and Glitter. Now, I know you are probably reading this and thinking, "thats a big time gap". Lest we forget the time she thought she was fully black and started doing this whole Bad Boy remix thing. Lest we not forget her, hmmmm, lets say "hospital" visit. Mariah, however is a bad b*. Not a bad b* in the since of someone who is really attractive but bad in the way that when it is 2052 you can count on Mariah's ass to have her 98th #1. Shoutout to Mariah coming back and re-inventing her self, good one but as for now, Mariah, sit down. You have a kid...ooops! I mean you married Nick Cannon, have some kids somewhere and stop looking stupid in Aspen, jerk.

Britney Spears. Okay, Britney is without a doubt a superstar. In fact she is so famous that she as well has turned "crazy", the first for our generation being that she is in the younger age bracket than a Mariah or a Whitney. Britney was just fine with 'Baby One More Time' and dating Justin Timberlake. But Britney got a little ahead of herself and cheated on him and then her life just fell apart after that. Then came K-Loser and the shaving of her head. The best thing that came out of their union was her two baby boys which she barely gets to see because she has had so many crazy "spells". Driving with her baby on her lap ring a bell anyone?? P.S. Brit, either learn how to properly get out of the car like a lady or wear some panties. =)

Mr. West. Before I go into this let me say how much I respect you as an producer and artist. I have been a Kanye fan since The Blueprint. I think he is a talented artist and his beats are hot, "Let the Beat Build", "H to the Izzo", "I Changed My Mind", "Swagger Like Us" and "Comfortable" just to name a few. And despite the money he has, Kanye has seemed to have gone completely off his rocker. I try to give him the benefit of the doubt due to the passing of his mother (pink and green kisses) and the break up between him and his fiancee, Alexis. Kanye, I feel you. I'm sorry for your losses. Buttttt, please stop before you "off" yourself. I'm so scared for you. No, seriously. The '808's & Heartbreak' LP was well, for a lack of a better word "heartbreaking". According to S. Whit, that album is "good for a rainy day." LOL. The cartoon videos, the no hair cut the crazy airport antics, relax. Go buy some Louis, slide off with a model or two, make a beat and get some rest before you end up falling asleep at the wheel again. Second chances are rare and you my dear, are NOT invincible.

Now after my little dissertation on how I think celebrities go crazy after they hit a certain point, who do you think is next??

Personally, I feel like your girl Sasha Fierce is about to lose it. Beyonce Giselle Knowles, Bey or Mrs. Carter, however you would like to be addressed ma'am, you need to sit down. You are married to a multi-billionaire && you're a millionaire.....have some kids. You are 1/3rd of the world's best selling female group of all time and your solo career has completely skyrocketed since from the movies to the albums to the clothes to the endorsements. But I feel like you are taking it a little too far with the whole "Sasha Fierce, I sing world pop for European 14 year olds". Come back. Come back to 'Me, Myself & I', come back to 'Dangerously in Love', sh*t, can the black community at least get 'Check up on it'??? LOL. Everyone that knows me, knows that I am a HUGE Beyonce fan. I respect her swag, I respect her hustle and I think she is a very talented entertainer. I always buy her albums the day the drop. Thats right, BUY, not download or steal =) With that being said, I was well aware of this "Sasha" bullish but that doesn't mean you have the right to release a double sided album as if you are 2 different artists. Whats with the alter ego hun? Whats with the black and white videos Bey? I mean there is absoultely nothing wrong with an artist re-inventing themselves, but...get it together. Your name is Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter. We all know you are a bad b*, your man knows, I mean you even know "I've got every reason to feel like I'm that b*", but can someone else get some shine boo boo?? I love seeing you and I do support your projects, but can Solange and Ms. Kelly rock?? Can they have hits?? Well, I mean, Kelly you set yourself up for that one. What other female R&B artist would really drop an album the same day as Queen Bey. Matthew, that was effed up, the poor girl didnt even have a chance.

Anyways I just hope and pray that Beyonce doesn't go crazy and shave her head (not that she couldn't just get another lace front) or do some next sh*t like end up in rehab. Love you Beyyyy =) Say "NO" to drugs.

Unitl the next time, keep an eye out for your favorite artist and hope they dont go crazy.

We miss you Kanye, come back to us.