I Shouldn't Have Left You...Without a Dope Beat to Step to...

Ok. I have missed blogging. I am working on my comeback. Bare with me...

In the meantime....listen to one of my Favorite songs right now...




a-a-a-all we do is shop until we drop.

Twenty Why Oh

Happy Birthday to me =)

Four.Six. 

Throwbbaaaaacccckkkk....

A banger indeed. 

"...she would probably leave, you alone, she would probably curse you out and un-plug her phone...so she wouldn't have to worry..."

RIP

According to the Poughkeepsie Journal, actress Natasha Richardson died on March 18th 2009 due to injuries sustained in a ski-accident in Canada. Ms. Richardson has two sons and is married to actor Liam Neeson with whom she resides with in Millbrook, New York. I never knew her crib was down the street from mine. 

Remember Natasha from 'The Parent Trap' and 'Maid in Manhattan'? She was a really pretty actress with a cute accent. 

Much love and prayers go out to her family and friends. RIP Natasha. 

Has Thou Redeemed Thyself?

I think this is a banger and she is fly.....for that.

What do you think?

Sounds Like a Love Song

Right before I go to bed, I wanted to leave you guys with a little something special. This is an absolutely beautiful love song [lol]. 

You might be more familiar with the sampled version--Song Cry; Jay-Z

...think of all the possibilites....sounds like a love song...

I Dream of Lovers Past...

This is my second favorite Dru Hill song behind 'I Love You'. Uhm. Can we talk about how amazing their harmonies are?? Can we talk about how Sisqo can sing his blonde butt off??? I really would love to see them get back together. I'd see them in concert and I'd bring my sisters because we all love Dru Hill. =)

The quality on the video is not too good but the audio is the most important anyways.

"...and we're losing it, right as we speak, and if we don't wake up its a memory-time gone pass the love that sailed away..."

Drake

I swear I am not an overnight fan but according to my sister, I am. Whatever. I remember Jimmy. I remember the wheelchair.

Aubrey Drake Graham is a cutie. =)

He also happens to be quite a witty rapper, lol. I don't usually like too many artists outside of the 2 ultimate entertainers previously mentioned plus Kanye and Keyshia, but Drake has definitely caught my ear and my attention. His new mixtape dropped to rave reviews. I wish him the best of luck. I hope he blows up. He runs with Young Money along with my boo Nicki Minaj and I actually had the opportunity to see him rap live this past January.

Google him. Blog about him. Check his Myspace. Jump on the bandwagon.



Personal favorite.

Queen of the Night?

According to Bossip.com (obsession, I know) baby girl Ri-Ri is slated to reprise Whitney's infamous role in 'The Bodyguard'. UHM. Ok. Is Rihanna the new Whitney?? Is Chris Brown the new Bobby Brown?? HA. I hope not.

Just stay away from the 'white stuff'. We don't need a new-age Whitney and Bobby...save the jokes.

AAANNDDD, before I forget, did anyone happen to catch the episode of 'The Oprah Show' featuring Tyra Banks on the subject of domestic violence?? They went in. I respect Oprah and her REAL journalism swag and Tyra is pretty but we all know that the catwalk and a daytime talk show are two completely different things. No diss boo boo.

Apparently Little Miss Sunshine herself caught the episode and wasn't really feeling the advice the two media moguls were giving. The show was pretty good and suprisingly no one bashed either Chris or Rihanna. I appreciate that.

If you didn't see it, go to the link below to Oprah's page.

http://www.oprah.com/media/20090312-tows-tyra-banks

Not everyone dropped him. =)

So I'm Gonna Cop....

I went shopping with my mommy this weekend and while in Macy's we came across the cutest flats. Now, I am not a Tommy Hilfiger fan, I think he used to be slightly racist. Whatever. Anyways, he has some cute yellow and plaid flats out this season and I'm going to cop.

Watch me.

Ok, Ok, So My Name is Stan...

FYI: 'Bionic B'-[that's what Jay called her], will be starting her North American leg of her 'I am Sasha Fierce Tour' in June. I cannot wait until concert tickets go on sale.

I made a VOW that I will always see Beyonce in concert everytime she tours. I always get my money's worth. Lol. Pepsi Arena, Madison Square, Izod Center...wherever she will be in the Tri-State area, I will be. =)

See you in June wifey.

Peep the 'ultimate entertainer' doing what she does best...



'Me, Myself & I': The Beyonce Experience.

The Last House on the Left

Over the weekend, I went to go see 'The Last House on the Left '. I am a big fan of horror movies and especially Wes Craven. He is a beast. If you don't know who he is, Google him, I'm sure he has either written or directed at least HALF of the horror movies released in theaters since the 70's.

I happened to like the movie. It wasn't the typical nudity, victims who don't fight back and non-sense killing of horny teens, so I was kept quite interested for the entire movie. The gruesome scenes, uhm, to say the least were done tastefully and the plot seemed well written and thought out, but what else do you expect from the Steven Spielberg of horror?

Go see it, you know, if you're into these sorts of things. Lol.

'Bey' is for Bad...

Look at wifey on the cover of Italian Vogue. =)

"I will NEVER retire."-Beyonce (Ebony Magazine;April 2009)

WHHHAAATTTT??!!!! Ok.

"I believe that he [Jay] is the ultimate artist and he believes that I am the ultimate artist."-Beyonce (Ebony Magazine;April 2009)

Hear that.

Caught Out There...

Word on the street, Bossip.com that is, is that Kelis and Nas are headed for divorce. I hope not. I like them as a couple. On top of that, I came across this picture of Kelis showing her baby bump. How cute.

Kelis is fly, but this shot is not a good look for her....neither is that bright red lipstick, but I digress.

Well, I hope all is good in the world of matrimony for the Jones'. I wouldn't want her to go all "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!" on him. Lol.

A flyer looking Kelis...

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!

EXCUSE ME KERI HILSON???

Ok, so today I was on Bossip.com(one of my favorite sites) and I was scrolling down and I saw an article about Keri Hilson. Now, I'll admit it, I like Keri Hilson. I think she is very pretty and her baby banger 'Turnin' Me On' ft. Lil Wayne is a cute song. Actually, Keri opened up on the 'I Am Music Tour' that I attended in January and Ms. Keri Baby did a good job performing. Hear that. 

HOWEVER, did you hear the remix to 'Turnin' Me On'???? IS SHE CRAZY??? 

Let me get this straight: you write a couple songs, you are in the 'Love in the Club' video with Usher, you tour with Lil Wayne and T-Pain and ALL OF A SUDDEN you are granted authority to speak on Beyonce Giselle Knowles???? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME KERI. BEYONCE IS A BEAST!!!! 

I was so shocked when I heard the remix that I actually had to replay Keri's part several times just to see if I heard correctly. 

Now, even though I can kind-of agree with her about Beyonce having kids and sitting down, but who are YOU to even say that in a disrespectful manner?? KERI, DONT LET ME SEE YOU IN THE STREET. Better yet, don't let Beyonce see you in the street. Lol.

I can't wait for a response from Queen B if she even decides to respond to this nonsense remix. 

Anyways...I am waiting for the 'I am Fierce' tour. I'm mad at you Keri and I was actually going to BUY your album...now I'll just download it. Hopefully you find time to redeem yourself before I just start ignoring you like I do other artist. 

I'm just saying, how DARE you, where do you get the NERVE and the AUDACITY to even come at Beyonce like that. You're done. How 'bout you marry the greatest billionaire rapper alive, be 1/3rd of the BEST SELLING GIRL GROUP OF ALL TIME (fact), drop multi-platinum albums, a clothing line, star in a slew of movies featuring A-list celebs, have multi-million dollar endorsements, have a banging body and voice and then you MIGHT have the green light to say that kind of crap. 

"50 million 'round the world and they said that I couldn't get it. I done got so sick and filthy with Benji's I can't spend..."-Beyonce.  

And as a matter of fact, I was going to post the song but nahh, you good. Go check it out for yourself... I don't want that stupid song on my page.

Forgot What Love Was All About

Remember 112?

I do. MAJ does. 

112 has old school Bad Boy bangers. =) 

I was watching cribs today with A. Nicole and 'Q' from 112 has a really nice house. Cute wife and kid. I see you doing the grown man thing Q. Shoutout to Mike, Daron and of course Slim. 

Fly video. 

"Baby its a shame, a shame that we go through the things that we go through when you're in love with me and I'm in love with you. I think we should talk about our problems, instead of running away. Oh baby its a shame, we couldn't work it out, forgot what love was all about and the feelings we had from the start. My heart will always be with you."

Above & Beyonce

(bossip.com)

Beyonce looks really pretty on her brand new cover of Ebony Magazine. I respect her look. I hear you boo. You better get it. Lol. Just as fly as you want to be huh?

Well, hopefully the article is interesting and not just her talking about this 'Sasha' character, her secret marriage or her Destiny's Child days. I hope this is some new news on Bey.

Look for the April issue of Ebony on a newsstand near you. 

<3>

And I wish I never met 'her'...

I have always liked this song, but never did I think that I would come to a day where I could personally relate to the lyrics that Carl Thomas sings. Damn. This song is a classic sad banger, thank you Carl and the Bad Boy Family. 

Well, with that being said, that day is here and I wish I never met 'her' at all. 

"it was love at first sight...long days and nights we spent, until 'she' dropped the bomb on me...

...it hurts so bad, for sure, because 'she' wants to be with me, but 'she' cannot be with me. 'She' chose to stay at home, so they could be a family for the children...but what about me?

maybe in another life, things could be the way we both desire. Its a catch 22, either way to win someone had to lose, and I wish I never met her at all...it wouldn't hurt so much inside..."

These lyrics are quite deep. I feel you Carl. I wouldn't feel this pain, if I never met 'her'.

Disclaimer: This isn't about my life, this isn't about my career. Its about us and the things we go through. =)

Movie Review: Madea Goes to Jail

Spoiler Alert!

First off, props to Tyler Perry. I respect his whole, 'I was homeless and now I'm a christian play-wright millionaire' swag. Lol. 

Ever since debuting on the 'chitlin circuit' (I did not make that one up), Tyler Perry has been a household name with various plays turned movies, 'Why Did I Get Married?', 'The Family that Preys' and 'Madea's Family Reunion' to mention a few. 

This particular TP film was a little dark for my liking but the message was good. Tyler is good for a nice love story. Hear that. I hear Derek Luke's fine a** and Little Miss Grown Up 'Rudy' playing the hell out of her prostitute role. Shoutout to Spelman and DST. 

Moral of the story: Life is what you make it and you can try to blame everyone around you for the way you are and how your life turned out but the reality is you have to take responsibility for the actions you take. Forgiveness is key and its not for the other person but for yourself. 

The ending could have been better but a strong 4 and 1/2 out of 5. 

Sex driving a half hour away to see this movie because it was sold out at the nearest/cleanest movie theater.  

[[After Notorious, I'm not sure if Derek Luke will ever shake that whole 'Diddy' persona he has.]]

For the Love of Brandy's Little Brother...

Sooooo, Ray-J has a reality show on none other than VH1 that airs Mondays at 9. This should come as no surprise to anyone as I'm well aware that the show is about 3 episodes in so far. 

Ewwwww. Sex Ray-J reality show.

Anyways, its actually quite surprising that these girls are attractive. Shoutout to Caviar and my favorite on the show, Danger. 

The show is entertaining so tune in....just be ready to have the urge to shower after the credits roll. =)

[[I never got the whole 'reality love' thing or why any woman would want to fight over a man let alone be on national television doing so...I guess its good exposure. Good luck with your careers ladies.]]

...do you think VH1 would give me a reality show? I want one. 

Dear Mama,

Last night I found myself missing my mother. Immediately this song came to my mind. 

People never get to have the flowers while they can still smell them. I love you mommy!!!

Hear you Tupac. Hear you Ms. Afeni. Shoutout to the whole west coast. THUG LIFE. lmfao. 

"...and there's no way I can pay you back; but the plan is to show you that I understand, you are appreciated..."

Besides the Fingernails, Shawty Got the Hairdo of Pain...

This song is MAD sad. I don't really think the video was literal enough for me.

Supposedly this song is about true events but ''Renee'' was not shawty's real name. Damn.

Remember the Lost Boyz? Awww...I miss Mr.Cheeks.

"...I'm from the ghetto, so listen this is how I shed my tears..."

Happy Black History Month!!!!

Keep up on your history.

My black is beautiful.

I Love Your Girl

Well apparently.

Was it just me or did you think that Christina Milian was going out with Dre from Cool&Dre?

I guess ChristinE's going out to par-tay. (for my Ace...literally)

And btw. sex 'The Dream'. Thats your name? Thats the best you could come up with? Ooh-kay.

I'm Gonna Tell Everybody...

Oh how I love happy Kanye. Remember when he used to smile in pictures?? Awww boobie. I'm still praying for you.

Late last year, Mr. West released an highly anticipated album titled '808's & Heartbreak'. Damn, thats deep. I am a music lover but I will only BUY CD's from artists that I feel that I will get my money's worth. So with that being said, I only purchase Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kanye and Keyshia (and I was highly disappointed by her last one).

So, after purchasing '808's and Heartbreak' I listened to the album and realized Kanye Went in. No, let me make that clear, Kanye went IN....on Alexis.

I mean, I date a rapper. I know what its like. Lol. I know what it feels like to have a break up and then your ex-boyfriend/rapper releases a mixtape ''dissing'' you. LMFAO. But, damn thats only a mixtape. What if your ex-boyfriend/rapper was Kanye West. No mixtape. We are talking about a Roc-A-Fella, Carter Administration and Hip Hop Since 1978 LP production. Worldwide. BET and TRL too. =)

Poor thing probably didn't even hear the songs before the album came out. He played her. Everyone knows Alexis broke Kanye's heart but he didn't have to make her out to be some sort of 'black widow' to the ENTIRE FREE WORLD.

Let's take a look at some excerpts from the album:

[[I wont get into 'Heartless' and 'Love Lockdown'...those were mad deep on the low.]]

''Tell everybody everybody that you know!!

Tell everybody that you know

That I don't love you no more

And that's one thing that you know

That you know''

--See You in My Nightmares; Kanye ft. Lil Wayne

"...'Bout the baddest girl I ever seen

Straight up outta movie scene

Who knew she was a drama queen
That'll turn my life to Stephen King's

Up late night, like she on patrol
Checking everything like I'm on parole

I told her it's some things she don't need to know

She never let it go....

You spoiled little LA girl

You're just an LA girl..."

--Robocop; Kanye West

Mad angry. Mad emotions. I would feel bad. I hope she atleast sent him a card or something.

Good album Kanye.

"who do you know??"--Kanye West; 2009

Curious Case of....

My, my, my haven't we come a mighty long way Ms. Henson. She looks great. I know, sex great but thats what I thought when I saw this. I recently saw her play the hell out of her role in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' along with Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett. Nice. Good luck with that whole Oscar nomination and what not.

And for those of you who are looking at this picture and thinking 'She looks familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it...'. I got you. Peep this video right quick...

Is This Okay??

Now, let me start this by saying I am NOT racist nor am I against interracial couples...I am a product of one. =) However, I don't know if this particular interracial couple is okay. Look, I'm not going to go all 'Waiting to Exhale' on you (shoutout to Whitney), but for some reason I can't seem to be able to relate to this. Ummmm....Kim Kardashian is beautiful. Reggie Bush is very handsome and is also guaping and they make an attractive couple bbbuuuutttt does anyone else remember when Kim looked like this...




I DO!!


All I'm saying is, why is it that its okay for him to 'wife up' someone who was in a sex video?? Like I said previously, I think Kim K. is cute and I've watched her reality show (Keeping Up With the Kardashian's: VH1) so I'm not hating on her nor do I want her man. We all know Reggie Bush is handsome and whatnot but I'm good, you got it. I just want to know when did it become acceptable for a girl to tape a sex video with anyone other than her husband?! When did it become the norm to exclusively and publicly (follow me) date someone where anyone with an hard-drive can see her f* some OTHER n***a??? And not to mention who else was in the video....sex (lol, no pun intended) Ray J being in ANYONE'S sex tape. Sex dating Ray J. It's a good thing you're pretty and you have something to 'fall back' on...(lol, again, no pun intended) because you could almost be wack just for f*n with Ray J alone.


You know what really 'Grinds My Gears' about this?? If I made a sex tape with someone I was dating who happened to be really wack and when we broke up he sold it, would you STILL date me?? What if I made a sex tape with some wack actresses wack little brother?? What if I made a sex tape with Taj Mowry? Would you date me then?

P.A. Brandy, I'm sorry for going in on your little brother =( Oh, and Tia and Tamara too.

What do you think??

I'm Real I Thought I Told Ya...

"From 'In Living Color' to movie scripts, to 'On the 6' to 'J.Lo.' to this, headline clips. I stay grounded as the amounts roll in, I'm real I thought I told ya,..."







I love Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, I said it, love. She is bad. Mad movies, albums, clothing lines, perfume, etc. I like the fact that she has grown and is classy but remembers that she is from the Southside of the Bronx. I hear that boo boo. I respect that and I respect her swag. She got her own. Lol.



Sex Ben Affleck in the video, but she's cute anyways.



"...I'm down to earth like this, rockin this business. I've grown up so much I'm in control and loving it, rumors got me laughing kid. Love my life, my public, put God first and can't forget to stay real, to me its like breathing..."

Notorious K.I.M.

Okay, first of all, SEX! Sex Diddy's video blogs...this is getting outta hand. But due to recent backlash from Lil Kim (once a Bad Boy artist and Junior Mafia member) about 'Notorious' and the portrayl of her in the film Puff had to release a statement. Apparently, Kimberly Jones bka Lil Kim is tight because Ms.Voletta Wallace and Puffy made her out to be some kind of fast a** hoe that was just one of Biggie's artists.


Damn, thats messed up Ms. Wallace and Puff. I doubt any woman would cry and carry on at his funeral like that, write books and have several songs and cd's named after him and dedicated to him would be lying about a relationship that she had with him. Everyone knows that Kim was Big's girl. I knew. You knew. So why did they try to play her in this movie?? Wasn't she pregnant with his kid?? Its okay Kim, I believe you.



Idk. All I can say to even slightly justify her portrayl in this movie is that it wasn't about her, it was about Big.

Well, atleast Diddy was so kind that he released a video blog [Diddy.com] assuring viewers of 'Notorious' that there was more to Kim than the filmed showed. Thanks Puff.


Stay strong Kim. Stop the plastic surgery and go back to being one of the hottest female rappers of all time. =) Do your Big Momma thang boo =)


"...he passed away and now b*tches wanna claim his name..."-Lil Kim; Hold On ft. Mary J. Blige

This is the L-I-Y-A-H...

So this is the young woman slated to play the ill-fated songstress Aaliyah Dana Haughton. Well, clearly everyone seems to enjoy biopics; Selena, 8-Mile, Glitter, Get Rich or Die Tryin', The Fantasia Movie and No-No-No-Notrious =)

Shawty is cute. They did a good job picking an "Aaliyah". Thank God it wasn't Ciara. LMFAO @ Ciara being in ANYONE'S movie. You're done.

But anyways, maybe Keisha Chante will do a good job portraying Hip-Hop's BabyGirl.

Aaannndd before I forget to tell you...apparently the real reason behind the "The Fall of a Dynasty:The Roc-a-Fella Records Story" aka Jay-Z and Dame Dash's failed friendship is because of a rumored romance between Jay and Aaliyah. Now, everyone knows that the reason why Aaliyah was rushing back to the states from shooting "Rock the Boat" was to meet Dame in Florida. Damn. Idk, this story sounds mad sketch. What do you think?? Jay-z did get around in his day but to think that Ms. Aaliyah was a little 'hot' in the pants, is a little questionable.

P.S.!!!!! First, I hope the find someone good to play R.Kelly and second I hope the don't try to conveinently exclude the fact that they were married. ;-)

Anyways....Aaliyah was BAD.

Obsessed

Okay, so this is the trailer for the upcoming movie with Idris Elba, Beyonce and Ali Larter. It actually looks pretty good. Hopefully my girl Bey can pull off this whole "psychological thriller" thing. We'll see.

Obsessed, coming to a movie theater near you. =)

Hey Mr. Carter

DeWayne, stop tattooing your face. We get it. You like tattoos. But that is your face hun.

.....AAANNNDDD is that the Dereon symbol?? LMFAO. suuuusssshhhhppppiicccoouussss.....

Remember when...

P!nk looked like this....

Just wondering: Why is it that no one got mad at her for changing it up?? I mean she completely flipped the script.

This is EXACTLY what I meant...

Cut your hair Kanye.

Inauguration Oath

WHYYYYY did the Judge recite the oath incorrectly to Obama as he was being sworn in???? Like, seriously, that is your ONLY job. Your job is to remember the oath and recite it to the President-elect as he becomes President. Now, I know you knew this day was coming. Everyone else did. Everyone else was prepared. Obama memerized his 15 minute speech and did not mess up once. What is YOUR problem, Sir?? Get it together.



Mr. President has only been in office a matter of hours now and people are already hating. Trying to play him like he is the one that messed up. So Mr. Obama had to retake the oath today. Happy now haters?? He is president. Its official.

Serenity

Me: How did you do it?
MS: I just stopped. I decided to be happy.

"God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things that should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other."-anon

True Story. (I love you Mr. Smith)

The infamous 'Serenity' prayer is practical to everyone. In life you have to accept the things you cannot change, change the things you can and most importantly know the difference between the two. Some things just can't be changed, so don't waste your time on those things. Change what you can and move along.

....btw, I decided too. =)

Even When I'm a Mess...

Alot of people may feel that this song is "wack", but I like it because I think it sends a great message and quite frankly, its a little inspirational...at least to me. I can relate Alicia, don't worry boo.

"Cuz I am a Superwoman, yes I am. Even when I'm a mess, I still put on a vest with an 'S' on my chest, cuz I am a Superwoman."

Hear that.

Things may not be perfect or the way you want them to be, you may be overwhelmed, but you need to get it together. You got this.

Yesterday and today, I found myself feeling down and hopeless. I had to snap out of it. I refuse to let 2009 be the way that 2008 was. And for those of you who don't know me personally, just know that 2008 was one HELL of a year. Pun intended.

"Everywhere I’m turning, nothing seems complete. I stand up and I’m searching for the better part of me, I hang my head from sorrow..."

After conversations with loved ones I decided to put things into perspective and look at my life and what I was doing. I have my whole future in front of me. I need to snap out of this whole "woe is me" thing and get on my grind. I look forward to all the wonderful things God has in store for me. I cannot go back.

A little inspiration for all of us: "Weeping may endure for a night, but JOY comes in the morning"

2008=night

2009=morning

Now, I know that it will take time for me to get to the place that I want to be but until then...I'll continue to be a Superwoman.

Thin line between Genius....and CRAZY

Ok, first off, HEYYYYY!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! "I been gone for a minute now I'm back with the jumpoff." LOL

Anyways, back to the topic of this particular entry. Has anyone else ever noticed how once celebrities reach a certain amount of fame, they seem to go crazy. I was thinking about this the other day while enjoying some party favors and I realized that almost every really monumental celebrity has gone crazy at some point in their career. Lets take a look at the examples I came up with...

(no particular order)

1. Michael Jackson....'nuff said
2. Whitney Houston
3. Mariah Carey
4. Britney Spears
5. Kanye West

Now, I will not go into the King of Pop's craziness because we could be here all day. I'll just say its somewhere between Papa Joe's crazy ass and that Pepsi incident.

However, Whitney's downfall is known to the rest of the world as New Edition's Bobby Brown who Whitney claims is the "King of R&B". whatever Whit. Anyways, Whitney had a good thing going for her, cute model type body, pretty face and an absolutely amazing vocal talent. Then came crack. YOU'RE DONE. Years after all of the paprazzi events, Bobby's baby mamas and court appearances, Whitney has seemed to leave Bobby and take Bobbi Krisitina and get her sh*t together. Whitney, I still love you and support you. Best of luck boobie =) .....its just too bad all that crack has ruined your voice.

Then we have Miss Mariah, Mami Mariah, MC, MiMi or whatever the hell she is calling her self these days. Now, like Whitney, Mariah is beautiful with the face and body yadda yadda and her voice is great too. But, Mariah went crazy somewhere between Tommy Mottola and Glitter. Now, I know you are probably reading this and thinking, "thats a big time gap". Lest we forget the time she thought she was fully black and started doing this whole Bad Boy remix thing. Lest we not forget her, hmmmm, lets say "hospital" visit. Mariah, however is a bad b*. Not a bad b* in the since of someone who is really attractive but bad in the way that when it is 2052 you can count on Mariah's ass to have her 98th #1. Shoutout to Mariah coming back and re-inventing her self, good one but as for now, Mariah, sit down. You have a kid...ooops! I mean you married Nick Cannon, have some kids somewhere and stop looking stupid in Aspen, jerk.

Britney Spears. Okay, Britney is without a doubt a superstar. In fact she is so famous that she as well has turned "crazy", the first for our generation being that she is in the younger age bracket than a Mariah or a Whitney. Britney was just fine with 'Baby One More Time' and dating Justin Timberlake. But Britney got a little ahead of herself and cheated on him and then her life just fell apart after that. Then came K-Loser and the shaving of her head. The best thing that came out of their union was her two baby boys which she barely gets to see because she has had so many crazy "spells". Driving with her baby on her lap ring a bell anyone?? P.S. Brit, either learn how to properly get out of the car like a lady or wear some panties. =)

Mr. West. Before I go into this let me say how much I respect you as an producer and artist. I have been a Kanye fan since The Blueprint. I think he is a talented artist and his beats are hot, "Let the Beat Build", "H to the Izzo", "I Changed My Mind", "Swagger Like Us" and "Comfortable" just to name a few. And despite the money he has, Kanye has seemed to have gone completely off his rocker. I try to give him the benefit of the doubt due to the passing of his mother (pink and green kisses) and the break up between him and his fiancee, Alexis. Kanye, I feel you. I'm sorry for your losses. Buttttt, please stop before you "off" yourself. I'm so scared for you. No, seriously. The '808's & Heartbreak' LP was well, for a lack of a better word "heartbreaking". According to S. Whit, that album is "good for a rainy day." LOL. The cartoon videos, the no hair cut the crazy airport antics, relax. Go buy some Louis, slide off with a model or two, make a beat and get some rest before you end up falling asleep at the wheel again. Second chances are rare and you my dear, are NOT invincible.

Now after my little dissertation on how I think celebrities go crazy after they hit a certain point, who do you think is next??

Personally, I feel like your girl Sasha Fierce is about to lose it. Beyonce Giselle Knowles, Bey or Mrs. Carter, however you would like to be addressed ma'am, you need to sit down. You are married to a multi-billionaire && you're a millionaire.....have some kids. You are 1/3rd of the world's best selling female group of all time and your solo career has completely skyrocketed since from the movies to the albums to the clothes to the endorsements. But I feel like you are taking it a little too far with the whole "Sasha Fierce, I sing world pop for European 14 year olds". Come back. Come back to 'Me, Myself & I', come back to 'Dangerously in Love', sh*t, can the black community at least get 'Check up on it'??? LOL. Everyone that knows me, knows that I am a HUGE Beyonce fan. I respect her swag, I respect her hustle and I think she is a very talented entertainer. I always buy her albums the day the drop. Thats right, BUY, not download or steal =) With that being said, I was well aware of this "Sasha" bullish but that doesn't mean you have the right to release a double sided album as if you are 2 different artists. Whats with the alter ego hun? Whats with the black and white videos Bey? I mean there is absoultely nothing wrong with an artist re-inventing themselves, but...get it together. Your name is Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter. We all know you are a bad b*, your man knows, I mean you even know "I've got every reason to feel like I'm that b*", but can someone else get some shine boo boo?? I love seeing you and I do support your projects, but can Solange and Ms. Kelly rock?? Can they have hits?? Well, I mean, Kelly you set yourself up for that one. What other female R&B artist would really drop an album the same day as Queen Bey. Matthew, that was effed up, the poor girl didnt even have a chance.

Anyways I just hope and pray that Beyonce doesn't go crazy and shave her head (not that she couldn't just get another lace front) or do some next sh*t like end up in rehab. Love you Beyyyy =) Say "NO" to drugs.

Unitl the next time, keep an eye out for your favorite artist and hope they dont go crazy.

We miss you Kanye, come back to us.